pizzattack:

the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs

I’m going to be in Washington D.C. until Thursday night so I won’t be blogging much. If we’re talkign via inbox, my replies will be a little spread out but I’ll continue replying :3

I’ll be back to normal blogging in five days tops :3

xenahort: The image nobody ever asked for but they got anyways

xenahort:

The image nobody ever asked for but they got anyways

tagged → #he's so cute tho

thehealthywarrior:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

image

at least they brought pizza

Xion: Riku, do you hate me?

Riku: No. It’s not your fault, Xion.

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

  • fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
  • real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

heirofbadbreath:

those dreams you have you wish weren’t a dream because they’re so perfect in every way and you know it’s a dream so you wake up extremely upset of what could have been.

magnificientfailure:

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

#now we can finally have it our way

tagged → #lol
Ohh… lost two followers in one night….

guess they couldn’t handle my swag

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

Neko